Jesus christ, people

Every once in a while I stumble on something that, though perfectly innocent, offends my sensibilities like crazy. There’s nothing at all wrong with the item, it just offends me. Like cilantro. Or lemongrass.


Jesus, people. APPLE COZIES. That you knit or crochet to protect your apple from bruising. Talk about solving a first-world problem … and don’t we first-world-problem kind of people not even eat enough fresh fruit to necessitate this kind of travesty?

Anyway. Don’t mind me. I’ve had a hacking cough for three weeks and my patience with just about everything is criminally low.

2 thoughts on “Jesus christ, people”

  1. We made the apple cosies at a Magical Mystery Knitting Party and actually in fact they looked fabulous—even though we had a little of your scepticism at first! One knit-one-oner made a bunch for her teacher friends who really got a good laugh. I tried to find the link on my blog where we posted the pics but can’t find it—sorry.

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